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I BELIEVE

A Code of Ethics

By

PHIL

I believe in the power of Mind.

I believe pitchers should bat.

I believe Oswald was a patsy.

I believe everything is a conspiracy.

I believe that people are responsible for their own actions.

I believe that The Who is the greatest rock band of all time.

I believe in tolerance.

I believe in capitalism.

I believe we are who we want to be.

I believe in choice.

I believe in love.

I believe that Bert and Ernie are televisions first gay couple.

I believe that the 1979 Orioles were robbed.

I believe that people who say they like Indian food are just trying to be cool.

I believe that people get the kind of government they deserve.

I believe in the power of having no god.

I believe I can fly.

I believe that Barney is the purple Messiah.

I believe that the bible was a novel, written for profit.

I believe in the mother ship.

I believe the Mona Lisa was framed.

I believe in Pez.

I believe Darwin.

I believe in beauty.

I believe we have the worst justice system in the world with the exception of every other system.

I believe in Wally and the Beaver.

I believe I didn't learn anything in kindergarten.

I believe we are all in this together.

I believe that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I believe the ozone layer is just fine.

I believe in dedication.

I believe my daughter is a prodigy.

I believe that Kathy Lee is the Anti-Christ.

I believe my dad can still beat me at arm wrestling.

I believe I wouldn't want to beat him.

I believe you shouldn't believe everything you breathe.

I believe in the power of love to warp men’s minds and make men great.

I believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the seventh inning stretch.

I believe in me.

I believe I'm done now.

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